All 84 Of Lindsay Bluth's 'Arrested Development' Season 1 Outfits, Ranked

1

Yellow Slightly In Frame Top (Episode 2)

I mean, we can barely see it. Can't really pass judgement, but it looks pretty non-ridiculous

2

J. Walter Weatherman Flashback Hawaiian Shirt (Episode 5)

Everything kid Lindsay wears for the J. Walter Weatherman flashbacks is very chill.

3

J. Walter Weatherman Flashback Striped Shirt (Episode 10)

4

J. Walter Weatherman Flashback Pink Shirt & Blue Shorts (Episode 10)

5

Crisp White Pajamas (Episode 4)

Plain white pajamas are inoffensive. (These same ones later appeared in Episodes 14 and 17.)

6

Black "On The Next Season..." Dress

This is the best look we get at this one, so let's just assume it's a plain black dress.

7

Good-Time Family Band Practice Outfit (Episode 19)

This may be her most timeless outfit of the entire season.

8

Painting Nails While Driving Black Shirt (Episode 5)

Just a T-shirt.

9

White Cardigan (Episode 13)

Pretty... non-distracting.

10

Bluth Family Photo (Episode 1)

A white lacy top. Very plain.

11

Bright Red Halter Dress (Episode 11)

12

Yellow Sundress (Episode 9)

13

"More Meat And Fish!" Dress (Episode 9)

Looks like a black wrap dress to me.

14

Striped Coat (Episode 18)

This is a cute coat.

15

Boat Party Dress (Episode 1)

Just a regular ol' wrap dress.

16

Floral Cami (Episode 15)

17

Gray Skirt For Family Meeting (Episode 7)

Nothing fancy.

18

"Stop The Hunger" Flashback (Episode 1)

It does appear to have some extra fabric like Lindsay likes, but, still, it's a black dress.

19

"No More Meat" Dress (Episode 9)

It works for the occasion, sure.

20

One-Sleeve Dress (Intro)

This is for the black and white picture, not the red dress (that comes later). From what we can tell, it's another black dress, but one with two different sleeves.

21

Job Application Dress (Episode 21)

Sure, it's fine.

22

Light Blue Cowl Neck Sweater (Episode 8)

23

Yellow Screen-printed T-Shirt (Episode 3)

There are far more intense ruffles to come.

24

Pink Pajamas/Robe (Episode 12)

We now enter the robe portion.

25

Hangover Robe (Episode 2)

While they're sort of over-the-top...

26

Black & White Embroidered Robe (Episode 15)

...they're also pretty...

27

Embroidered Robe With Fringe (Episode 16)

...and not meant to be worn outside...

28

White Embroidered Robe (Episode 5)

...so that helps.

29

"I Want To Be A Cage Dancer" Tunic (Episode 20)

It's not that ridiculous, but is funny to wear while making an announcement about becoming a cage dancer.

30

Protest Sign Making Outfit (Episode 20)

This seems fine to wear while making protest signs.

31

Black Hangover Outfit (Episode 11)

Whatever this is, it looks like it's appropriate to wear while nursing a hangover.

32

Brown & Black Top (Episode 10)

The two-tone sleeves on this make me think something questionable lurks behind that kitchen counter.

33

Blue Dress (Episode 19)

These next few can all be referred to as "understandably dated."

34

PR Meeting Blazer (Episode 11)

35

Magic Show Black Dress & Shawl (Episode 9)

36

"No More Fish" Outfit (Episode 9)

37

Red Halter Dress & Black Shawl (Episode 11)

38

Shop Girl Patterned Dress & Jacket (Episode 21)

39

Auction Dress (Episode 5)

40

Pink Floral Top & Jeans (Episode 20)

41

Lavender Top & Ribbon Skirt (Episode 7)

42

Red Strapless Dress & Choker (Episode 12)

43

Printed Top & Black Pants (Episode 3)

She could totally work in an office in this.

44

Cargo Pants & White Boots (Episode 2)

Outside of another image in the intro, this is the first real appearance of Lindsay's white boots.

45

Tree Protesting Coat (Episode 4)

It's a loud coat, but it's a cool coat.

46

Black & White Striped Coat & White Boots (Episode 2)

Again, it's over-the-top, but it's also kinda cute.

47

Couples Therapy Plaid Dress & White Boots (Episode 6)

More boots!

48

Red Dress She Doesn't Want To Return (Episode 3)

The dress is fine enough, and we can assume she wouldn't have actually styled it this way if she wasn't just messing around... probably.

49

"H.O.O.P" Party Flashback (Episode 1)

It is a plain dress, but she wore hoop earrings for her H.O.O.P. benefit, so that adds some ridiculousness points.

50

Pink Coat For The Ten Commandments Protest (Episode 17)

This one's pretty middle of the road.

51

Living Classics Pageant Dress (Episode 7)

She went really '70s here.

52

Shirt, Tie, & Jeans (Episode 9)

This seems very Lindsay, but in a quieter way.

53

Purple Suit & Lace Top For "Working" (Episode 15)

54

Cream Suit (Episode 16)

55

Shoplifting White Blazer & Striped Pants (Episode 21)

This is just kinda silly.

56

Hairstylist Is Going To War Striped Dress (Episode 20)

So many strappy things!

57

Red Coat & Fur... Bag? (Episode 1)

That fur thing is a purse, right?

58

Brown Tank Top & Crochet Skirt? (Episode 1)

It's kind of hard to tell what's going on, but that appears to be a crochet skirt that only looks like a blanket.

59

Couples Therapy Blue Blazer & Yellow Skirt (Episode 6)

Just your run of the mill couples therapy outfit.

60

Skirt With Paintings (??) On It (Episode 12)

I'd like to get a closer look at this.

61

Red Blazer & Skirt (Episode 13)

Why not dress like a ringmaster when confronting your husband about his never nude-ness?

62

High School Yearbook (Episode 2)

Classic, but she gets a slight pass for it being the '80s.

63

Gray Ripped Top & Striped Skirt (Episode 4)

It's a shirt with holes it in (on purpose) and a skirt with grommets all over it. This was worn with ostrich boots, as Michael pointed out.

64

Tie Dye Top & Ruffle Skirt (Episode 11)

Tie dye and ruffles.

65

Red Parent-Teacher Night Skirt Suit (Episode 14)

Pretty intense for parent-teacher night.

66

Black Seduction Slip (Episode 20)

Bonus points for the boombox.

67

Pink Dress & Tweed Blazer (Episode 22)

It's a lot.

68

Prison Visit Crochet Sweater & Hat (Episode 8)

Lindsay's first prison visit outfit didn't go over to her liking, which lead to some more... interesting choices you'll see further down.

69

Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution Redux (Episode 19)

This one ranks better than the one below since she didn't really wear this by choice.

70

Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution (Episode 19)

She was more into the idea here.

71

Lacy Prison Visit Outfit (Episode 8)

A new ensemble for the prisoners.

72

Denim Skirt Suit (Episode 21)

She was really proud of this one.

73

Fuzzy Shawl & Flares (Episode 13)

74

Blue Cardigan & Pearls (Episode 18)

We can blame Carrie Bradshaw.

75

Green Patterned Dress (Episode 22)

76

Wetlands Protesting Outfit (Episode 5)

Her T-shirt says "Neuter Fest", in case you're wondering.

77

Brocade Jacket & Fuzzy... Sash? (Episode 1)

Who knows.

78

Shiny Skirt & White Boots (Intro)

What are those sleeves doing?!

79

Protest Black Hat & Printed Skirt (Episode 20)

This is her classic protest-turned-cage-dancing outfit.

80

Audition Outfit (Episode 2)

Nothing to see here.

81

Patterned Dress & Fur Cardigan (Episode 17)

It's a fur vest/cardigan combo. Of course.

82

Black Hat, Dress, & Arm Warmers (Episode 3)

Arm warmers!!!

83

Pink Top, Black Pants, Pointy Boots (Episode 10)

Oof again.

84

"Slut" T-Shirt Prison Visit Outfit (Episode 8)

This had to be number one. It's memorable. It's ridiculous. And it was purposely worn to attract the attention of her father's fellow prison inmates. Well done, Lindsay Bluth. Well done.